I'm Arizona pregnant, just found out today
There's a law here in Arizona says I'm in a family way
It's hard to conceive what they're tellin' me, must've been somethin' I missed
I'm Arizona pregnant and I never even got a kiss
Great! Just great! What's mama gonna think of me?
Won't all her friends have a good time guessin' who the daddy might be?
I'm Arizona pregnant, just found out today
There's a law here in Arizona says I'm in a family way
Thought abstinence was safer than sex. Didn't stop me from droppin' my... eggs
I'm Arizona pregnant and I never even spread my legs
Mother Mary had Gabriel. Who did the Lord send me?
Governor Jan Brewer and Representative Kimberly Yee... WHEE!
I'm Arizona pregnant, I don't know what to tell my pa
Maybe a judge would help me explain, I got knocked up by the law
They called him Bill and I couldn't stop him, I don't have a loud enough voice.
I'm Arizona pregnant. It's like I didn't even have a choice.
Life is sacred. You can say that again
And in the baby state we value all life, just ask any Mexican
I'm Arizona pregnant, monthly visits from the stork
Doc won't tell me nothin' and I can't to take it to court
Next election cycle, tell ya what I'm gonna do.
I'm Arizona pregnant and I'll be voting for two
I'm Arizona pregnant
credits
released May 22, 2012
Music and lyrics by Greg Klyma and Amy Kucharik
Vocals: Amy Kucharik and Greg Klyma
Guitars: Greg Klyma
Piano: Michael Valdez
Recorded and Engineered by Michael Valdez
Artwork by Amy Kucharik
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